flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

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such-a-saint-but-such-a-whore:

† Soft grunge †

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vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

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euph0ria-on-sight:

thelacedupsailor:

sincerityofselfabuse:

crustpunkslamdunk:

majortvjunkie:

genetic engineering is destroying strawberries

wait a dang minute

OH MY GOD.

…. Wait….

hehe

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ihavefinishedtherace:

steeping

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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rockleah:

is natural selection a legit excuse to murder someone

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